Act 1-the near-death scene

There was another fight between my family and the Montagues. There was a little fight and then that damned little Benvolio loser showed up and tried to stop it. I was determined to kill him and end his pathetic peace keeping ways, but the Prince showed up before I got the chance. The Prince says that he will kill us all if we keep fighting, but I’d like to see him try and finish me off. I would destroy him in a second. My uncle had a party last night, and the little paunchy clay-brained bum-bailey snuck in. Don’t know how he managed it, but he brought some of his stupid little Montague friends to crash the party. The low life, Romeo, took a liking to my cousin, Juliet, as though he could actually have her. I was convinced that killing him was the best solution for everyone, but Capulet said that he must be endured, as though that were possible. He forgot that they don’t deserve to live, but he didn’t want a fight at his precious little party, so he let them live and continue to destroy the party, and our lives. He talks of peace, like the dumb Benvolio. You’d think they were related. The little bastard Romeo will pay dearly for his intrusion. The next party that my uncle hosts shall be Montague free, even if I have to kill every single one of them myself, and Capulet won’t side with the dead ones. If that stupid git Romeo goes near Juliet again, he shall die painfully, by my hand.